Online dating: A kiss with a fist is better than none.

I'm on a dating website and often get hits that really make me question why I'm there. One I got today, "Your boobs re ginormous lol whats up." from some guy who is a fire fighter. Besides the grammatical problems with this statement, this being the first contact impression... really?

I also got a response from what I thought was a nice guy recently. The last few times we've tried to talk on a messenger, I've been coming and going... so I spared some time yesterday for him. He didn't really want to talk about himself or me... but what the "relationship" would bring. (first red flag) So I tested the waters, and asked if he snored... to which he responded, "Yes." I said, "Good, so do I." -- That started the snowball into "Well, then maybe you probably shouldn't stay the night over." (second red flag)

I laughed it off at first. We continued to talk and eventually started picture sharing. Almost all of the pictures he sent me were very clearly meant to be showing off his arms. The ones I sent him were shocking because I have piercings and tattoos. (another red flag)

The conversation moved on and he told me I was "really cute" and looked like I'd be a lot of fun. He kept asking when he can come over to my place... so I sent a stunner to him. I asked, "Have you always been a fatty chaser?" To which he responded, "No, actually, I don't think I've ever been with an over weight girl before." The conversation continued and I started baiting him for what he's looking for. "im looking for a compatible partner....and not just a one time thing. something that is fun with no drama" At that point, in my denseness, it finally hit me he was just looking for an activity partner.

Around that time, I checked out and just saw how far he'd go... and how deep of a hole he could dig himself. Then the comment of something about his "friends and family" not understanding about dating a fatty... and how much "fun" I could be... as well as it being mutually pleasing.

**sighs** So... again, I've deduced that I'm a great lay (or potential to be a great lay) but not good enough to be a girlfriend. I got a picture of Mr. You're-not-good-enough-to-date in a compromising position, then told him that I'd get back to him when I had free time. Hopefully he holds his breath.

This in mind, I wrote back to the horny firefighter and said, "Not a whole lot, Rude. Thanks for the feedback though. Now I know what pics to put up to get a real response from guys. Much appreciated."

~Mar~

After reading a couple old blogs, I realized how incredibly witty and uninteresting I am. So, newly single... I continue my life on the cusp. I stop blogging for a while due to a stressful job and a relationship that I was working WAY too hard on to make work. Relationships should at least produce as much as you put into it... and mine WAY didn't.

I've recently starting working for a company, and there are SERIOUSLY hilarious stories that come forth from my job. I'm not sure if they're covered in the confidentiality agreement I signed or not, but some just need to go into internet fame.

One thing I've discovered while work, is that people are inherently dumb... like.... really dumb.

But the story of Mrs. Poopoopow will have to go for another day.